First of all, by this time you have already figured out that I am a lazy ass writer and you shouldn’t be expecting weekly blog posts on this site. LOL, Naaa… I am just playing, this girl has been under a real dry spell and nope not the one Mwesi is going through the literal “Writer’s block.”
Secondly, this is not in any way based on any males in my life but honey if the shoe fits, be my guest.
Since all that is out of the way, three out of three males are in someone female’s friendzone.
Yes, every living breathing female has a couple of males in what my man calls a “cutex” bottle who are available to do her every bidding (and vice versa), just snap them cute manicured fingers and he will come crawling (not literally but if so, I don’t know what sick ish some of you humans are into).
That male you call to cry for when the asshole you are dating has done what he does best, treat you like crap and honestly why would you let some male treat you like that? Oh well, your life.
Then that wonderful sweet male who you call for lunch or dinner knowing that he is (obviously) going to be paying for after it all ends, you always keep this one’s number close at hand because you know how much you love good food (speaking for myself of course).
Of course there is always that one who feels like a ninja and employs every silly technic in the book just to get a piece of the cherry, he forgets that females are sharp too and part of the reasons why you found yourself in that zone in the first place is because your ass aint fit enough to ninja its way into the boyfriend or “get laid’ zone.
Every girl’s favorite is the surrogate brother; that is, the male who is always hit with the “Aaaaww…you are like a brother to me or “You are just the sweetest brother I never had…” The moment you reach this level, lil boy, not even Chuck Norris can rescue you, stay put and look for other options.
There are those Showoffs who spend on a girl whenever she asks, he buys her a huge brand phone, spends all his rent on her, goes home and sleeps hungry because he wanted to show off to the female, this one stays friendzoned till he buys a car and a nice house, that is when she gives ko.
All the males in the friendzone are always struggling to go past that ‘we are just friends talk” and be seen as the man she can put on lingerie for instead of the man she asks from advice about what can please her man.
Fact is, it doesn’t matter how brazen and sharp a male feels like, there is always a girl who has him locked up deep somewhere in the friendzone (again it applies both ways) with no hope of ever “hitting that” and vice versa. Why? Because not everyone in this world will be attracted to you nor will you end up bedding every human being you meet, of course unless you are one of those people without standards that want to have sex with everything they come across, love those that appreciate and love you, stop chasing after flimsy fantasies and deal with reality, that is when you will stop being someone else’s foot stool. This whole friendzone thing is just some social media that young people seem to be living by, you can always have female friends who you want to bang but respect enough not to and so can women, fact is we are not animals that we have to be controlled by our sexual desires, we have self control and in popular culture, the friendzone is more about not being able to sleep or get to be more than friends with someone.